Me After Tmagp 1-4: Yeah I Love The Theory That The Cases Relate And Hint To The Voices That Read Them

the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.

i'll take three of whatever david tennant's joints are having these days, jesus. flexi-stretchy-hippity-hoppity man

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS A PROTOCOL ??

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's

I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"

Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe

they asked mass murderer beep the meep his pronouns

Israel bombed a Palestinian graveyard 2 hours ago. Defending itself from the dead too, it seems.

and, another thing, to all the zionists who say "those children in the videos don't even have tears rolling down their face, good acting!!", you would have no tears to cry either if you were severly dehydrated and in the state of shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

literally both doomed from s1 don't talk to me

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

practicing self-care (binge-listening to tmagp for like the 3rd time bc the s1 finale broke me)

WAHOOO ‼️‼️+

GUESS WHO’S BAFTAS NOMINATED?!

CAN I HEAR A WAHOOOOOO