Xie Lian In A Cuddle Pile With Multiple Hua Chengs

Strawberry hualian :3🍓

What a fruity couple 🍓🍌

absolutely love it when they put details like this

so this is what love is like

pls pay me so i can hire a gf and also experience love like hualian pls

https://ko-fi.com/pigeonsuffers

Even immortality has its limit 😔

(On another note, I also started to include written descriptions in posts for people who need it, I hope I did it correctly, don't hesitate to correct me if things could be done better! English isn't my first language so I also hope everything is correct or at least understandable)

Day 6: Delicate 🌸​✨​

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

What being Wu Ming-less does to a mf

Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out

-

SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!

XL: I am a woman

SQX: ...

XL: ...

SQX: Even better!

-

PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned

XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?

PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know

XL: ????

-

Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!

The whole court room: gasps

FX: ????

MQ: ...

XL: ...no

-

HX: Her Highness said-

SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?

HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*

HX: unfortunately

-

also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness

You, and not the state of you