What Being Wu Ming-less Does To A Mf

I am what I am.

Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out

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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!

XL: I am a woman

SQX: ...

XL: ...

SQX: Even better!

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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned

XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?

PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know

XL: ????

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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!

The whole court room: gasps

FX: ????

MQ: ...

XL: ...no

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HX: Her Highness said-

SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?

HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*

HX: unfortunately

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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness

Medusa Lian and blind Hua Cheng!! This drawing is kinda old but I'm very proud of it!!

I was thinking this AU as some kind of canon divergence in which JW "walk in" when XL is still recovering after being stabbed ×1000 and changes him into Medusa as a way to "keep people away from XL so that they'll never hurt him again" and so XL just has to live completely alone in random forests to avoid changing people into statues kzkdkd

I was also thinking of the snakes being this universe's Ruoye (= an extension of XL that still has its own will) but not sure about that one lmao

the versatility of xie lian as a character is peak

he's a sweetie. he's the picture of masculinity. he's a total cunt. he's a hardened soldier. he's graceful, ethereal. his fanon animal representation is a ferret. he could lift you and your mother with three fingers and not break a sweat. he would eat a bun off the floor. he knows he's better than you. he's a monsterfucker. someone could give him a knife stabby style and his husband would be more concerned about it than him. he does not want a free pile of gold bars. he will call you ugly and then get embarrassed about it. he's the kindest person you know. he's a feminist. the only reason the strongest ghost king in the canon world doesn't get bent over nightly is because he likes being a pie so much. he's got mad autism. he told his friend every one of his character flaws to his face in one breath. he has the world's shittiest luck. he will announce that he has erectile dysfunction to a crowd with no remorse or hesitation. he does not want to be emperor. he's an insufferable wife guy. he's gay. he's traumatized. his daughter is in a pickle pot. he'd slam your face into concrete and teehee over your twitching body. he helps old ladies cross the road. he's sarcastic. he's so nice. i love him

My goal in life is to draw them in the stupidest way possible (as a treat)

Ultimate couple goal : matching shirts

absolutely love it when they put details like this

He sillied a little too close to the sun (Xie Lian)

I drew @tiny-gege's lil medusa au cos I got brainworms from it (/pos) (I think it's SO cute!!!!)

Very tiny babies 🤏