Tinybassoon - YourDailyParasite

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

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Gabriel: I think I'm going to go online today.

Hm... Wait, what? No... How can this be?

Machine- I...

How did they get all of these photos of us having sex?!

V1: I don't know, but save them, they're hot.

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OH MEIN GOTT. DIS WEBSITE IS FULL OF GABRIELSENDICKSEN!

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I got bored a while back and drew some crack Drawing with a tablet feels weird since I dont have palm rejection rip

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

The amazing fantasy themed illustrations and paintings of Alex Konstad - https://www.this-is-cool.co.uk/the-amazing-fantasy-artworks-of-alex-konstad/