Arc 1

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

>You choose to masturbate to entice the demon king

Laying down on your bed, you discard your usual pride as a princess and lift your gown. The clothing the demons have provided for you was rags compared to the silk and fine fabric you were used to.

You were taught to always sit with your legs closed tightly, to even sleep with the grace and tact of a princess, but today you spread your legs wide and pull your panties to the side.

Your bare cunt is exposed to the cool air of your bedroom, it’s soft scent drifting past your doorway and towards the demon king that stays by your room.

Truly, he was not a horrible man. The demon king had been watching you from afar, knowing he could never rightfully have your hand in marriage.

You were a human princess after all… though he fell in love with you at first sight during a ball, it was not to be.

His mind changed when he found out you were in an arranged marriage with an old man. The noble had already taken on seven wives before you, and all had died under mysterious circumstances.

The demon king could not let the same happen to you.

He never thought having you in his castle would be so… tempting. At first he intended to give you a choice, stay there freely or be relocated somewhere safe in the human realm.

After having you in his presence and catching a whiff of your scent, his animal instincts took over. You were his, and he couldn’t let you go.

Even though he decided to keep you, the demon king was a gentleman. He may sneak a peek at your pretty face and softly run his erection while watching your soft, bare legs being moisturized after a bath, but he’d never come in without an invitation.

Though, when your arousal reached his nose, he was quick to look in.

Your soft, plush thighs were wide open, your little fingers opening up your chubby pussy lips so you could get to your sensitive clit. Ladies didn’t masturbate, especially one of your class, but here you were.

Now, the demon king stood in your doorway, tail swishing as he stroked his leaking cock to the sight of you pleasuring yourself.

You're a musician who isn't exactly the most popular among fellow humans, yet your songs seem to be a hit for unholy creatures. It appears you're unwillingly summoning ghosts and monsters each time you play your beloved instrument or sing.

You've had demons track you down by the notes struck during your practice, and vampires knocking eagerly at your window, begging to be let in. Your last concert was cancelled due to bizarre, unexpected malfunctions, yet everyone left with the feeling that you must be haunted.

"Won't you come and play for me," a pallid ghoul asks, flashing his razor teeth at you.

"You just drained my two biggest fans of their blood," you reproach with an annoyed huff.

"Nonsense," he shouts, wiping the crimson liquid smudging his face. "I'm your biggest fan."

THE SLEEPOVER.

LA TERREUR 02

Part one / part two / part three / part four

script:@wisteriasymphony @needlebeetles @clemnoir

art:@sillysiluriforme,@wormzandgutz,@clemnoir

Between the devil and the deep blue sea, Charybdis and Scylla. or as we say in french, choosing between plague and cholera. It got longer than planned so there will be one last and third part- I want to get to one particular point so bad but I couldn't rush it- (AND I FORGOT TO MAKE JAMILS HANDS WEBBED IN THE FIRST PART AHSHDJFDHSJ I am devastated, can't remember my own designs) Part 1

Types of kisses (w/ Baizhu, Childe, Dainsleif, Thoma)

Something entirely self-serving because I'm having a funky mental health day.

Tags: Kissing, touches, slight hair pulling, neck kisses

mentions of nsfw/ more suggestive

Baizhu: Gentle kisses. Maneuvering around eachother at the pharmacy, only pausing for him to plant a soft kiss on your forehead. His hand finds the back of your neck, pulling you into him so he can kiss your face gently. It's a small, silent 'I love you' in the middle of a busy day. His gentle eyes looking at you from across the room beckoning you for another silent 'i love you'.

Slow and passionate kisses. The moment you two have an actual moment to yourselves, his hands are holding your face and making sure he has your full attention before kissing you. His lips soft and gentle against yours, you can even slightly taste some herbs on his tongue. His hands always move to your hair, toying with the tresses and tugging on them gently. If time permits it, he'll tug your top down to expose your shoulder and kiss down the skin to leave marks for only him to find.

Childe/Tartaglia: Playful kisses. He's the type to cover your eyes and have you guess who's behind you. It's always him and you know that but you like to play along and sometimes for shits and giggles you answer with someone else's name. When he shakes his head disapprovingly, he'll peck your lips sweetly. Other than that, he likes peppering your face in kisses as he tickles you and makes you laugh. Your laughter is his favorite thing in the whole world, so on a day to day basis he just keeps the affection light and sweet.

Playful kisses don't just stay wholesome, chasing you to the bedroom with laugh before pinning you to the wall. He likes making things a game up until he catches you. His smile turns slightly sinister before kissing you deeply, thigh wedging between your legs as he pulls your hair to expose your neck.

Dainsleif: Goodbye kisses. When you're out and about, it'll be a miracle if he pulls you to the side for a kiss. It's incredibly rare. With all he's been through, the worst fear in his life is losing more people he loves. So when you are about to go your seperate ways for whatever, he pulls you to the side and looks you in your eyes. His hands holding your face and stroking the skin before telling you to be safe and kissing your forehead/lips/cheek. He also likes to remind you that if you need him, he'll be right there.

Feverish kisses. When he needs you, he absolutely needs you. Kissing you like his life force depends on it. Walking you backwards and pressing you into the nearest surface. Every emotion he has is put into kissing you, savouring you. His hands map out your body to make sure he never forgets a single curve or bump.

Thoma: Sneaky kisses. Thoma loves to steal a kiss while he's working, pulling you to the side behind a corner to kiss your lips quickly and then get back to work. The kisses leave him giddy the rest of the day and the more he manages to steal from you, the more he can't stop smiling. He thinks it's just so fun to do almost like it's a game to see if you can kiss without getting caught.

Gentle kisses. In contrast to how he is around others. When it's just the two of you, he treats you like glass. Not kissing you too roughly to show you how much he cherishes you. He smiles alot inbetween kisses, pausing to look at you only to smile even more. He kisses down your body with the same energy, taking time to make sure you feel cherished.

A/N: Just wanted to write something for me! Will work on the new requests I received now, I had a busy week.

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