It’s Cute, But It Must Be Uncomfortable As Hell!

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Good morning Crueheads

Today is GNR Sunday

Pictured above: Matt Sorum, Gilby Clarke, Buckethead, DJ Ashba, Bumblefoot, Dizzy Reed, Melissa Reese, Richard Fortus, Frank Ferrer, Tracii Guns.

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GNR Sunday:  @daisystuffsstuff @fandomshit6000 @slashscowboyboots @mickmarstookmyheart @solopadawan @stradlin-cold-heartbreaker @catsandacoffee

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

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Do the same thing I do with my worms, name them after things that exist.

I.e. Herpes, Troubled Youth, Guitar Pick, Orange Crush, Frost Bite, Sensodyne Pro Health W/ 3D Crest, Crack Pipe, etc.

Real names are restrictive and pointless.

Think outside the box.

Be creative!

Worm says, “Gay Rights!”

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

John Phillips “Mississippi”