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Just another bloody Mary 🖤

SLAYER X GEORGE MICHAEL

Does Slash’s shirt say, “Yeet”?

Brian May's post on Instagram actually killed me. All hail Slash

Things Goerge Can Do:

 Hold his entire body weight easily with one arm

Things Georeg Can’t Do:

 Tear out a coupon

I want heelys so I can skrrrt past slow ass walkers and be like “Move bitch, I ain’t slowin’ down, so if I get hurt because of yo slow ass, I will bash your brains in with these heelys!”

I still want a whole ass movie tho

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

Let bi boys date girls