Tippy-toe-420 - Sksksksksksk

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

The Invisible Man, 1932, Salvador Dali

Medium: oil,canvas

Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people

listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.

Take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the men are all sexy rockstars from the 80s

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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New Slasher oc called Buckethead!! He uses a garden ho as a weapon,,,