Sometimes I Pick Up My Cat Like “I Am Going To Wear You Like A Mink Stole” And Drape Her Over My

still can’t believe i grew up thinking i was straight and cisgender. fucking wild. total bonkers

the idea to make this video came to me while i was driving to school and i couldnt stop thinking about it so here it is

MC: When I say bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Rafayel: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

this video saved my life

Hoshino: [writing a letter to Sasazuka talking about her feelings] Nah, this is too much.

Hoshino: It’s unrealistic and sounds completely stupid.

Sasazuka, leaning over her shoulder: No, no, keep going.

i adore how much of the internet is just people sharing pictures of their food & their spaces & their belongings & stuff they like. i get it now

MILD SPOILERS for the very beginning of Tears of the Kingdom. I’ve been cracking myself up over how Rauru reattached Link’s arm

All about the he/him she/her bullshit....

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???