Strange That "skinny" Means Thin. It Should Mean...skinny. Characterized By Skin. Possessing Or Characterized

I have disco cabin fever this rules

I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor. 

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

You like Caesar salad? Now imagine it was called Penis salad. Not so appetizing anymore, is it?

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

Hoshino: [writing a letter to Sasazuka talking about her feelings] Nah, this is too much.

Hoshino: It’s unrealistic and sounds completely stupid.

Sasazuka, leaning over her shoulder: No, no, keep going.

Pirates are just punks of the sea. Give a pirate a flannel and they'd absolutely wear it

just realized smth n im sure someone else has probably said it before but

whenever there r those "caleb vs zayne" art pieces/media its always like, caleb throwing carrots at him but

calebs symbol is like... literally an apple... and zayne is a doctor

an apple a day...