Tiredbirdnerd

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

i need you to be aware that you can make a giant batch of caramelized onions to keep in the freezer and defrost at will. that is legal and they can't stop you. they can't take this from you

*insert piping plover emojis here*

You like Caesar salad? Now imagine it was called Penis salad. Not so appetizing anymore, is it?

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

sea ducks!

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

my bestie forever 🥹 happy birthday lil guy

(not my art, created by jbee34 )