Baby Tim Au Where Everything Is The Same But Tim Is A Baby Bruce Adopts

Baby Tim Au where everything is the same but Tim is a baby Bruce adopts

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Dick: you adopt younger and younger, Bruce

Bruce, holding baby Tim and gently rocking him in his arms: a nice break from teenagers

Dick: I was a lovely teenager

Bruce: Alfred would beg to differ

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Jason gets revived

Jason: Bruce training babies is an all time low for you

Bruce, letting Tim crawl around on his play mat in the batcave: You can just ask to hold him Jason, you don’t need to try and convince me

Jason: I see..

Jason doesn’t out Tim down for almost three hours

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Alfred enjoys having a baby around, mainly because Tim is such a quiet child. It’s common to see Alfred cleaning the manor with Tim close by quietly watching.

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One day Bruce is called to a justice meeting and is forced to put a baby carrier over his batsuit and bring Tim,

Superman: Can I get a photo? Lois and me had a bet going to see how long it would be until you had a baby

Batman: I’m not even going to respond to that

Wonder Woman: I shall bless him with the gift of this sword.

Batman: that is *not* baby proof.

Green arrow: my friend Bruce-

Batman: meeting over i’m going home.

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Case and point Baby Tim is well loved.

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