Man This Morning I Heard My Sister Screaming In Her Sleep So I Went In Her Room And Woke Her Up And She

YOU hate JK Rowling!

I delete posts cuz I be getting mature after 30 minutes

god bless doechii and chappell roan for hating men as public as they are. literally we've needed this for years

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

warmth 🧡

The masculine urge to become a mountain man. Only come off the mountain twice a year to get supplies. Farm and harvest and hunt and build everything else. Talk to myself constantly. Stop coming into town for a few years after the age of 76. The sheriff finally comes up to check on me and finds the door to my shack wide open and my skeletonized body lying in bed, tucked up under the covers. They all forgot my name so they just put ‘Mountain Man’ on my tombstone. Shack left to decay but I’m not quite done having fun. My ghost lures lost hikers in and makes them keep me company. They come off the mountain rambling about the crazy old man in the hand hewn log cabin with fire in his eyes and leaves on the floor. I was alone in life but I don’t want to be lonely in death.