Whoever Invented Cozy In Bed Was A Genius. And Whoever Invented Getting Up Should Be Burnt At The Stake

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

being abused or neglected really makes it clear how many things are skills that nobody really treats as. skills. exercising autonomy is a skill. listening to your body is a skill. resting is a skill. being liked and being loved are skills. nobody tells you how to do this shit because nobody even told me I was supposed to have learnt these things when I was a kid. I kind of just have to manually figure out what makes me freak out and work from there. unfair as shit

nothing can prepare you for what this ask says

“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

Wolf pup

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