Spin My Wheel

advanced math videos will be like "The squeembly wongus theorem was invented by Richard "Dick" Piss Pork in 1972 while trying to invent a computer for MiltaryCompany that could shoot bombs at people more better. While working on the targeting system he discovered that if you squeemble the wongus you could transform any whole number into another number, and just by looking at this you can see that squeembling the wongus has many other applications in our daily lives"

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

being abused or neglected really makes it clear how many things are skills that nobody really treats as. skills. exercising autonomy is a skill. listening to your body is a skill. resting is a skill. being liked and being loved are skills. nobody tells you how to do this shit because nobody even told me I was supposed to have learnt these things when I was a kid. I kind of just have to manually figure out what makes me freak out and work from there. unfair as shit

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth