I Am A Friend To All Cats. Yes Even The Mean Ones. They Have Their Reasons.

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

affirmations:

I am undifferentiated from the vehicles I operate

I am a machine that imposes myself without reaching myself

Identity is my enemy

I am solar powered

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in