Tlozmerc - Reborn

if she's your girl why is he at my house letting me do his first t shot for him

Like playing with boobs?

Now you have a legit reason to do so.

Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

Light bunny

+ the OG sketch

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful: