If She's Your Girl Why Is He At My House Letting Me Do His First T Shot For Him

Like playing with boobs?

Now you have a legit reason to do so.

Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

I will block your wife. I will block your son. I will block your infant daughter.

nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

oh fuck yeah

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Hottake: Ravio is silly, but NOT stupid

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is