Last Night I Dreamt Tumblr Added Like A Billion Buttons To The Mobile App So Instead Of This

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.