Sometimes When My Mom Gets Drunk She Goes Into Liberated Women Mode, And One Time She Was Real Tipsy

if she's your girl why is he at my house letting me do his first t shot for him

Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

Bruh I just burnt tf out of my bangs with a lighter

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants