I Cant Quit Tumblr Because I Get Good Life Advice From Other Maladjusted Adults On Here

bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

advanced math videos will be like "The squeembly wongus theorem was invented by Richard "Dick" Piss Pork in 1972 while trying to invent a computer for MiltaryCompany that could shoot bombs at people more better. While working on the targeting system he discovered that if you squeemble the wongus you could transform any whole number into another number, and just by looking at this you can see that squeembling the wongus has many other applications in our daily lives"

YOU hate JK Rowling!

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"