Playing Hard To Want

Hyper realistic dog drawing

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with