Girlhood Is Abruptly Switching From This To This And Then Back Again

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

I know his cock is fucking thick

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

tapping on his head. it reverberates like an empty fishbowl.

“don’t sad react”

My favorite canon plot ever is Bella trying to get into Edward's pants

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

If! It’s! Meant! To! Be! Then! It! Will! Be!

I! Forgive! It! All! As! It! Comes! Back! To! Me!

sun bleached flies - ethel cain

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

‘what hobbies do you have?’

so i do this thing where i’ll see a piece of media and make it my whole entire personality and life source for the next few months