Man These Last Few Days Have Been So Stressful That My Boy Has Aged 3 Years

its their season

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

Sometimes I get happy bc of a fanfic then remember I’m reading a fanfic

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

31 days of Halloween movies 🎃🕷️🐈‍⬛👻

October 1st Coraline 🪡🐈‍⬛🗝️🔮

gonna shave every part of my body before seeing Speak No Evil incase james mcavoy hops out of the screen and decides he wants some

these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

When my friends don't want to listen to all the smuts I read the night before.

Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board