You Have Been Claimed By Poseidon, Earthshaker, Stormbringer. Percy Jackson, Son Of Poseidon.

baby, we’re the new romantics

gonna shave every part of my body before seeing Speak No Evil incase james mcavoy hops out of the screen and decides he wants some

HELLO SAILOR

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

no one understands how much this man means to me

James McAvoy in Speak No Evil

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WILLIAM BUTCHER, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!

JACK SCHLOSSBERG IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLS SAVE ME

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

10 years later and this post is still as relatable as ever

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

So true queen!!!