Cozy Cave

Happy 10 year anniversary to a festive day in the life of Dan and Phil!!

venus // pluto

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

shout out to hairy dykes. dykes with a bush, dykes with hairy armpits, dykes with a happy trail. shout out to dykes with a happy trail and uhhh yeah dykes with happy trails. shout out to butches with happy trails and

a train to a european is what a burger is to an american

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

literally them

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

I finally got my tonsils out!! Thank you to everyone who supported me and stood by my side as I removed my stones every night. I will never forget you

You should never judge someone because you don’t know what they’re dealing with inside (tonsil stones)

YELLOWJACKETS 203. Digestif / 301. It Girl / 303. Thems The Brakes / 310. Full Circle