Me when I enter a new fandom and am fond of a character: Awwwww babygirl!!! i love you so much you are my new favourite character of all time!!! here I have a gift for you!!!!! *headcanons them as aro/ace spec*
me when im having a manic episode
they fed us SO well today
a collection of seemingly unintentionally profound shitposts that fill me with a viscerally intense feeling of existential awareness
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
It’s a cat. What do you exspect?
Best buds.
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
the holy trinity
+ Bonus:
girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen
no rest for the wicked but the wicked is an emotional unstable asexual biromatic disaster with abandonment and daddy issues who instead of going to therapy reads unholy amounts of platonic soulmate AU's on ao3 she/her 18
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