He Fell While Playing Bowling😭😭😭

fredbear's opening day. what could ever go wrong! :^)

I think Monty was an angsty teen it’s canon I said so

FNAF and Scream are forever intertwined

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

— Majestic and Homeric —

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Before & After photos of the grand staircase on the RMS Titanic

Expectations.

congrats to conclave fandom on conclaving so hard they killed the pope

i just know thomas and goffredo both got bullied during their seminary days for being too pretty