The Way A Romanced Astarion Unpacks Everything When You Get The Good Ending For His Personal Quest Is

Those forgotten by the gods

This Hark! A Vagrant strip is immediately what I thought of when I found those letters. I’m sticking with the hot topic implication bc it’s funnier than finding a faerûnian equivalent for France and bc fantasy hot topic would be fucking fantastic and I want to go there right now.

(The postscript says ‘no homo’ but it is very much homo)

In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am

I tried reeallllly hard not to romance astarion for the billionth time I promise

the rest of my party suffered my indecision the entire time (sorry shadowheart <3)

"THE GODDAMN LOOT GOBLIN DID IT AGAIN!!!" (Tom De Ville)

Congrats to Neil for getting the best performance award. Well deserved! 👏👏

That God damn vampire changed my life. He is now my official third braincell.

sweet

okay but wyll being extra cautious about relationships in part because mizora's literally spying on his life through the sending stone that is his prosthetic eye.

who wants to expose their lover to that, or risk being vulnerable when you know your abuser is watching your every move? and wyll with his admitted dreamer's heart, getting misty-eyed over mermaids as a boy, brave and generous and warm as a man, seven years under mizora's yoke but still aching for a fairytale romance.... esjfjsk;

some men just look better bloody