Parasite
Why would you need a new sword every day, my lord?🤨
hope every trans man with a name like Kai or Alex gets to beat the shit out of anyone who uses their name just to shit on trans people, you deserve it honestly
I've fallen in love with the Sooslet ;-;
tom mckay in mother clap’s molly house (2001)
I drew the storyboard for this comic in bed a while ago and when I found it again yesterday I thought. I need to draw this. Immediately.
Enjoy.
"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"
Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.
"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."
"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."
"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."
"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."
Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."
"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"
"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."
more heinrich fics
happy riza day 2024 !! to my beloved wife 💕
oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door
fords little crush
transcript below
mabel: you like fidd?? ford: WAIT- NO- I JUST- ford: that was for... someone else.... mabel: my time... has come... - mabel: Lets talk romance!!! _ mabel: oh hi stan! you should be here too! stan: NO-
We are in this together