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girls。。

"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"

Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.

"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."

"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."

"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."

"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."

Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."

"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"

"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."

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phoenix what the fuck is your issue

he's been thinking of this line for a week let's cut him some slack. it's hard being the snarky straight man of the entire franchise when you are so definitively not a straight man.

hope every trans man with a name like Kai or Alex gets to beat the shit out of anyone who uses their name just to shit on trans people, you deserve it honestly

modern-day grown-up thorfinn is organizing mutual aid groups and community gardens and employing ex-convicts. modern-day grown-up canute is funding domestic terrorism on billionaires.

AMIGOS DONDE RAYOS ESTA LA COMUNIDAD LATINA DE KCD2, tengo que hacer mi propia merca 😭😭😭😭, en fin que vivan los novios

im still thinking about the substance because yes it is about the beauty standards women face, but i think it could also b interpreted as a metaphor for mother daughter relationships. sue is literally made from her. the huge scar on her back. the scene where elisabeth is watching the interview and screaming abt how sues beauty secret is her and she gets it from her. like yes in a very literal sense she gets it from her but also she came from elisabeth, she gets it from her, she gets it from her!!!! the growing resentment between BOTH of them. elisabeth for sue doing all the things she feels she cant at her age, taking the opportunities that were once presented to her. sue for holding her back, for constantly having to come back, for being old. remember you are one because yes you are the same person but also this is your mom and htis is your daughter and this is your future and this is your past. am i reading too much into this probably idk but damn. this movie fucks

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Relativity Falls!!(☆▽☆)

Little Mistery Trio in "The Legend of the Gobblewonker" + Fiddlesix in "Double Dipper Ford" bc they're adorable