Skipped A Few Steps

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I was today-years-old when I learned Hans is nodding his consent to having sex with Henry here. The DETAILS.

he’s always been a bit of a critter, hasn’t he?

I headcanon they met Athena in a gym in Europe

YOUR EMBRACE 🌷🌝🫀

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[ID: Digital illustration of a young man on his stomach in a headlock between another man’s thighs. The first figure has bright yellow skin, with short blue hair. He’s looking up and towards the viewer. The other figure is cropped just to his legs, which are a warm pink. Surrounding the figures are vibrant green leaves, and a quilt-like border framing it. The border is made up of colorful squares with different plants, flowers, or shapes. At the top is a small drawing of an anatomical heart between two stars. /. End ID]

bodyguard х celebrity

autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

loathe and love

reference is by @ nasykuching

"All three? I'm...all three?"

Henry nodded, hugging his knees to his chest as he watched his companion attempt to skim a stone across the lake, "you're all three."

"So, you'd fuck me," Hans said, slowly making sure he understood, "then wed me to appease your conscience," he threw another stone, watching it dance elegantly across the water, "then execute me as soon as you've had your sordid little fill of me?"

"No, it's more like..." Henry paused, spreading out across the blanket, "all three at the same time."

Sighing, Hans gave up on the stones and joined Henry on the blanket, "okay, well, explain that to me."

"Well, sometimes, like when you're practising archery, I want to fuck you," he said with a shrug; out of the corner of his eyes, he noticed Hans nod in understanding. Henry resisted the urge to roll his eyes, "but when I see you reading poetry, I could marry you," he looked up at the sky, counting the stars, "and then there's the times you call me a peasant or tell me to fetch wine that is right beside you or get us in trouble, I could wring your scrawny little neck..."

"Yes, yes, alright. I get your point," Hans waved a dismissive hand, also leaning back to look at the stars. Barely a moment later, he sat bolt upright, staring at Henry, "you want to fuck me?"

Henry bowed his head, sighing deeply.

do not separate them

"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"

Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.

"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."

"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."

"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."

"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."

Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."

"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"

"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."

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