Hansry Modern AU Where Hans Is A "tabloid Darling" (aka PR Nightmare) And Henry Is Just Some Small Town

"What happened next, Uncle Henry?"

"Ah, well, it turns out the hostages were locked away somewhere else," Henry was saying to his enraptured audience of one, "as me and your father were discussing what to do next, the enemy spotted us and..." he theatrically mimed firing an arrow from an imaginary bow, "thwap! Fired an arrow right into your father's noble backside!"

Heinrich laughed, shaking his head as he tried to control himself, "he didn't!"

"Aye, it's true," Henry could smile at the memory now. He pointed at his chest, continuing his story, "I had to carry him over my shoulder like a sack of grain!"

The two of them were too busy giggling at Henry's story to notice they were no longer alone. Hans stood in the doorway, watching with a fond expression as he gazed at his unconventional family.

"What are you two laughing about?"

"Nothing," they both said simultaneously, suspiciously glancing at each other whilst making shushing gestures. It didn't take long for Heinrich to excitedly rat Henry out, though.

"Uncle Henry was just telling me about Talmberg, Papa."

Hans raised an eyebrow, glancing at Henry questioningly, "oh, he was, was he?"

"Only how brave and honourable you were, sir," Henry replied innocently. Heinrich nodded, running up to hug his father.

"You were brave, Papa. I would've cried if someone shot me in the butt."

Hans paused ruffling his son's hair to glare at Henry who merely smiled guiltily. Sighing, the nobleman covered his son's ears.

"You're sleeping alone tonight."

"Understood," Henry nodded solemnly. They both knew he was lying anyway.

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing

edit: fuck you captain

Mods: Henry and Hans Edits

w who said that...

id been fixating on hans in a dress after a hanush voice line about sending him back to his mother in one. anyway i have no excuse for this 🫣 bye!!!!!!

catfinn saga

T-SHOTS

tom mckay in mother clap’s molly house (2001)

Finis Mundi - kcd2 Henry, Hans

Drawing some Hans Capon perspective was super fun!

I hope you enjoyed!

the way u draw fiddleford brings me a lot of happiness. keep it up forever

so glad to hear that you like him !! ^_^ wasnt very sure about his design at first but i think hes adequately silly looking

already a mad scientist as a preteen… he shouldve been at the playground

We are in this together