Mods: Henry And Hans Edits

it will never stop being funny how preposterously, unhingedly down bad hans capon is for this random blacksmith. down so bad that he physically cannot stop giving him his possessions. down so bad he needs to pick out his clothes. down so bad he is racing to follow him into almost certain death. down so humiliatingly, cringe-inducingly, never-before-seen-levels-of bad that the only thing that cheered him up from the depression of a forced marriage is the realization that from this marriage will eventually emerge a SON and then he can name that son HENRY and that's going to be FUCKING SICK DUDE. OUR MY SON HENRY JR

help this man

Um...yeah.. I'm making quite the habit of drawing phoenix with his tits out.

I should probably stop drawing at 1am

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

Hans/Henry fanarts with Galehaut quotes from Lancelot-Grail

catfinn saga

"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"

Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.

"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."

"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."

"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."

"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."

Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."

"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"

"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."

more heinrich fics

If these two had a credo, it would definitely sound like this:

Hannibal (2013-2015)

So someone on Twitter posted a vintage painting of a couple in a bedroom and asked if someone could draw it but with Hansry, so I uh... came and delivered lmao. I tried to go for more of a painting style and experimented a lot ... TL;DR I'm so tired lmao. But I am quite happy with the outcome; also I did try to do justice to Hans' OG physique in the games because... Our boy has a very nice and strong build alright?🫠 Male anatomy is hard tho 😩

Also... I could not NOT place Hans there in the spotlight instead of Henry, because he's a handsome golden boy, and we all know that he KNOWS haha. Plus that shit eating grin. And I just can't help but love a little bashful and flustered Henry.

Reference under the cut.

w who said that...

id been fixating on hans in a dress after a hanush voice line about sending him back to his mother in one. anyway i have no excuse for this 🫣 bye!!!!!!