Just In Time For Valentine’s Day... 💔 

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

reblog this rat until staff gets involved

Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

For reference, using relativistic kinetic energy gives you hardly any difference. The given velocity is about 0.015c so it makes sense

It's kinda like overcompensating for the fact that you don't see women as people. "Oh no I think women are subhuman BUT IF I SAY that they're some divine god or whatever then that's better right?" When you're still not seeing women as humans

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

Couldn't do it either. Maybe there's some other gourd that can be impregnated

My experiments have concluded that I can't get a pumpkin pregnant