Reblog To Head Butt Prev (affectionately Of Course).

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

my desiccated son thrunt

💗👉👈🛷🤝🦌💓

first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

I love tumblr cause every week you'll log on and everyone will be like "it's ploobus frintle day" and you'll be introduced to an obscure character from a 1990s comic

rule

Had this dream where I was at a waterpark and one of the "slides" was a vertical tube with spikes along the side. You just dropped down and stayed still until you hit water.

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

Someone please bite me until I look like a girl

diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!

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