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Gen Z: Did you know that atoms can't touch each other? And since we're all made of atoms, we've never actually touched anything in our entire lives.

Gen X: ...

Gen Z: So to answer your question, no I didn't punch that cop.

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I find it amusing whenever you tell someone you had a stressful day a popular phrase to respond with is 'tomorrow is another day.'

Well yeah, but today is also a day so in that moment I hate days. Jee thanks, I can't wait to relive the same harrowing experience over again!

I'm going to spam memes

I'm not aro but reblogging just because i love frogs

a new and improved stack of friends

stickers are available here

Sad but true.

What a lovely day to remember nondysphoric trans people are trans.

Nice gender, did your mom pick it out for you?

This is probably my favorite joke now.