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Reddie #13

We’re gonna pretend all is fine they are older no one dies we’re all happy

Richie: all these years you’re still a shortstack

Eddie: you’re still a dickhead I see

Richie: you love me really

Eddie: Goddamit you haven’t changed

HC: Eddie unironically says groovy

eddie definitely uses a bunch of outdated and just downright cheesy sayings. remember when he said ‘apple-solutely’ in the book? and insisted that ben reply ‘in a while crocodile’ to eddies ‘see you later alligator’? eddie is a whole lame dork

@eddiespaghetti0 OMFG. THATS SO CUTE. THAT BETTER MAKE THE FINAL CUT OR I’LL SUE ANDY MUSCHIETTI

hello hi!! so i never posted about this, but a while ago (july 15th) i went to go see the it chapter two set, and whilst i was there at the bridge, i saw finn filming this scene where he bends over to carve something into the fence, and earlier in the day i found “ R + E ” carvings at the exact place where he later shot the scene. so i can essentially confirm that richie is carving he, and eddie’s initials. you’re welcome

@eddiespaghetti0 omfg. I’m going to also soB. And you already deal with my mess so it’s fine

ummmmm....HEWWO.....

@eddiespaghetti0 yEs

all the * fans heading into it 2 knowing full well what happens but still having hope

@eddiespaghetti0 us in September

all the * fans heading into it 2 knowing full well what happens but still having hope

oh boy i’d love anything reddie you drew ‘cause your style is just excellent but if you could do them as kids or high-schoolers with little flower crowns or something similar i might cry

okay I'm really sorry this took so long but I had to make this okay they're and pining and young and in love but oblivious to eachother and so stupid and yeah I hope you like this thank you for the request :)) (click for better quality please :))

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

if you still wanted an art request, could i get maybe some reddie + holding hands? :)

HI thank you for this request!! sorry this is ten thousand years late… i hope this is what you wanted :DD

what kind of clown juice are fathers drinking that makes them incapable of even acknowledging when they’re wrong

Reddie headcannons: Another one

Richie:what’s the word for horny but in a non-sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?

Eddie(very disappointed):do you mean ‘excited’?

Reddie headcannons because why tf not

Richie:making my way downtown

Richie:walking fast

Richie:

Richie:walking slightly slower so my steps match with Eddie’s because he’s short

Commission drawn by @timsel-fanarts 💞

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

Reddie commission for @dangerousbunnyrabbit ! 💗 [commission info | patreon]

I’m doin a sad :(

daniel howell at pride; a moodboard

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

Ok so in addition to ballerina!eddie please consider hiphopdancer!richie

-they go to the same studio but obviously never have class together because they do different types of dance

-Richie likes staying after his class to watch the ballerinas (he’s fascinated by how graceful they are compared to his intense hip hop) and has maaaajor heart eyes for Eddie.

-Eddie pretends to be annoyed with Richie’s onlooking but he secretly likes it and holds his head a little higher when he notices Richie peeking during his class

-of course Richie flirts with Eddie between their classes and Eddie rolls his eyes and tries to hide his blush

-Eddie eventually starts going to the studio early so he can see Richie in his class and lowkey gets weak in the knees cuz boy’s got MOVES

-When they start dating they’re the ultimate dance power couple and will pirouette/six step your ass if you try to mess with them

-Richie kissing Eddie’s head on his way into the studio. “Have a good class, babe.”

-they get eachother flowers for their recital and have to hide them in the dressing room

-Sneaking into the wings of the stage for one last kiss and “kick ass, babe!”

-Richie trying to mimic Eddie’s moves when he practices

-“Your form is terrible. Point your feet, dumbass!”

-Richie practicing before goofily scooping Eddie up and swinging him around to the beat

-Both of them dancing like idiots around their studio after classes are done for the day playing their songs over the speakers and just enjoying being together

-ballerina!eddie and hiphop!richie

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

Reddie headcanons #?

Eddie: bonne nuit mon pomme de tere

Richie: but... I don’t speak baguette...

Eddie: it means goodnight my potato

Richie: I’m your potato

Eddie: s-sHuT Up

I want handwritten love letters and dates in a secret garden.

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

Commission drawn by @casanovakevin 💝

i realized i never drew reddie

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°