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Latest Posts by trashmouthtozier0 - Page 6
bill, cooking dinner: we’re gettin wild with the seasonings tonight!
mike: fam, that’s salt
bill: i know, it’s so spicy!
mike, walking towards the door: i’m not eatin it, i’m not-
Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?
Stan, blushing: …What did you say?
Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?
Stan: You said Richie?!
Bill: How are you gonna come out, Eddie?
Eddie: I guess I could yell it from a passing car. That’s how people usually tell me I’m gay. I can flip the system.
Richie: [kisses Eddie's cheek]
Eddie: What the fuck was that?
Richie: Affection
Eddie: Disgusting
Richie:
Eddie:
Eddie: Do it again
Bill: if I were a gardener I’d put our tu-lips together!!
Stan: ❤️💗💜💕💗❤️💓💖💝
Richie: if I were a gardener you’d be my hoe
Eddie: thanks
Richie: I literally can’t fight Pennywise today, stress is bad for the baby.
Bill: W-what baby?
Richie: Me.
Richie: *carves ‘Richie + Eddie’ into a tree*
Eddie: What a nerd.
Eddie: *adds '4 ever’ *
Beverly: Got a hot date?
Richie: No, but the guy I’m dating does.
Eddie: [makes offended sounds]
Stan: what’s your sexuality?
Richie: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it’s very hard to pin point-
Eddie: *walks by*
Richie: I’m gay. I’m so fucking gay.
@eddiespaghetti0
eddie: heLP IM DROWNING!
richie: calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water
eddie: nOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL
bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?
ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay
richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.
Richie: well I’m Richie, short for Richard. How about we call you Eds, short for Eddie?
Eddie: Eddie is already short for Edward dumbass
Richie: I like my boys like I like my girls.
Eddie:
Bill:
Stan:
Richie: That’s it.
Richie: That’s the joke.
Richie: I’m bisexual.
richie: do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet
eddie: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life
stan: dont worry there will come a time when its not
eddie: even worse thanks
Eddie: My boyfriend must be top of the line, organized, graceful-
Richie: Hi, I’m Rich- [trips over air, falls on his face, spills water all over Stan, potted plant falls, spills dirt all over Bill’s head]
Eddie: I want this one.
richie: i’m going out, do you want anything?
bill: my brother back.
richie: yeah i got like 12 dollars
Richie: *holds hand out to Eddie*
Eddie: *holds Richie’s hand*
Richie: I was going for a high five but this is BETTER.
*double date*
ben and bev: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
*looks into each others eyes* [this magic moment plays]
richie and eddie: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
richie: get the fuck off my chicken
Richie: say it
Eddie: no
Richie: say it please
Eddie: no
Richie: please, for me [makes puppy eyes]
Eddie: [takes a deep breathe]
Eddie: kwasant
Richie: YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE-
gay swans you are doing amazing sweeties
stupid with love
Reddie headcanons #6
Eddie: god I hate you so much…
Richie: but… you don’t
Eddie: fOr The lOVe oF All tHinGs hOlY Not ThIs AgAin
Reddie headcanons #7
Richie: hey are you an angel?
Stan: uh-
Richie: OK HERE ARE MY 3 WISHES
1. EDDIE
2. EDDIE
3. EDDIE
Stan: that’s what genies do Richie…
Richie: OK ARE U A GE-
Stan: no.
Richie: :(
Eddie: What are you, 5?
Richie: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Eddie:
Richie:
Eddie:
Richie: Wait I love you I’m sorry don’t kick me–
Richie: Hey did you know that the singular of spaghetti is spaghetto?
Eddie: …
Richie: …
Eddie: …
Richie: …
Eddie: …
Richie: (inhales)
Eddie: Don’t-
Richie: E D D O S P A G H E T T O
Eddie: END ME. END ME NOW.
matching reddie lockscreens for you and your boyfriend best friend please, like or reblog if you save!
Bev: I put the hot en psychotic!
Bill: I-I put t-the ay i-in slay!
Stan: I put the laughter in slaughter!
Mike: I put the top in unstoppable!
Ben: I put the cute in persecuted!
Richie: I put the d in Eddie!
Losers: what
Pennywise: what
Sonia: whAT
Eddie:
Eddie: *uses his inhaler*
Henry: what the fuck
Don’t worry Richie, the new flower shop boy likes your awkwardness.
Them Boys / Part 2
y’all i was on we heart it and i found fucKING REDDIE !! my heart literally went : 💓💗💕💞💖💘💝
