Starting A Cult

“my busch lite is gone”

I laughed way too hard at this

Nice

I rolled 4d20 and got 69

<3

Nintendo you cowards let him smash

I don't know why but this amuses me...

Good luck figuring out that emotion you’re feeling as you watch this dinosaur dog chores robot

You think that’s cute? Looking forward to your chores dino bot? Watch how it handles slipping on a banana peel.

Gifs: Boston Dynamics

Fucking.

So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this:

The confusing and disbelief when I started seeing the silhouettes of a body and a horse carriage could not be described.  After the screen finally cleared up I thought, “Are you fucking kidding me Bethesda? The ONE time I use a Nukashine and pass out, I fucking wake up TO THIS?”