Trex-1001 - Ya Gotta Risk It For The Biscuit

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

El Roomba lowcost

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.

Romans: ceasar is such a dick

Loki: stab him idk

Romans: you know what

I'm curious to see if these work

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Great Halloween, everybody! THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993) dir. Henry Selick

I laughed way too hard at this

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother