If I’m Ever Brutally Murdered And Everyone Feels Like They Need To Do Something Productive In My Memory,

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

im saying it once and never again: if israel is allowed to compete in eurovision then we should let russia compete too.

fight me on this.

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

Trump’s golf course in Turnberry, Scotland was vandalized overnight by Palestine solidarity activists.

"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

marvel movies are like wattpad fanfics—they were fun and charming at first, but now they’re 40 sequels deep, still relying on the same tropes, and everyone’s afraid to admit they’ve run out of original ideas.