Like The First Rule Of Cooking Is To Have Fun And Be Yourself And The First Rule Of Baking Is To Stay

the jumpsuit im gonna bust

Some gifs from Bill Moseley's movie The Tortured

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chat i'm watching 3 from hell again (surprise, surprise) and the lingering question of the day is WHERE did the clown come from ‼️ who hired the clown. did he go to the wrong house. i thought he was pretty funny personally im sad they killed him

what ogre characters smell like

wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)

pavi largo

- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean

- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow

- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad

the twin

- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt

- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like

- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)

harper alexander

- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume

- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)

- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies

iggy

- 🤢

- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled

- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !

walter (blood oranges)

- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something

- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne

- he is so normal it makes me ill

kitty (that Thang from demonatrix)

- yes we named it kitty

- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT

- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever

the other (skpuppy final tour alien)

- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will

- incredibly comforting

- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened

mythrus (skpuppy mythrus tour)

- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY

- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel

- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)

ok this isnt an ogre but i love him a lot and hes loosely related so here's my opinions on squelch from that weird 1990 trailer for chunk blower

- he's played by dwayne its close enough

- probably very leathery and very weed-y

- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne

thanks for coming to my TED talk part 2

reading american psycho!

i have beef with a fictional character that was made 34 years ago.

Mushroom Playing Keyboard

did anyone do this yet

ELECTROCUTION

It’s always Black Christmas if you aren’t a coward

New design take on Billy! I really took inspiration from all my old slasher doodles but much more of my current style.

Billy n Susan ^ bonus doodle :)))

sorry i keep talking about pavi but i have another hc. so i was watching mark it up and i was like “why do the genterns hang out with him willingly?? they seem to genuinely like him?? why??”

and then i was like. they probably use him as a test subject. if the genterns are testing out a new drug, or a new surgical procedure or something, they go to him because they know he’ll do literally anything to spend as much time as possible with them. they strap him down and inject him with hazardous doses of zydrate until he’s hallucinating, and he gets off to it. he thinks he has them all in the palm of his hand due to his Charm™️ when in reality he’s just their giant horny lab rat that they’ve grown attached to over time