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huaaoughhhh..... 👁👁 foams at mouth

It was a request

Still burned out and i heit this movie

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is something i found buried in my notes app that im less happy with but whatever i should feed you guys

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63809608

god knows why its not showing up as a little box anymore. also i should probably write something other than these two for once

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you'll NEVER BELIEVE what this is (no sex !)

sorry to anyone who followed me for not field of screams content btw this isnt even my account theme im just like this

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63675589

what ogre characters smell like

wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)

pavi largo

- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean

- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow

- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad

the twin

- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt

- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like

- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)

harper alexander

- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume

- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)

- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies

iggy

- 🤢

- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled

- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !

walter (blood oranges)

- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something

- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne

- he is so normal it makes me ill

kitty (that Thang from demonatrix)

- yes we named it kitty

- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT

- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever

the other (skpuppy final tour alien)

- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will

- incredibly comforting

- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened

mythrus (skpuppy mythrus tour)

- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY

- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel

- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)

ok this isnt an ogre but i love him a lot and hes loosely related so here's my opinions on squelch from that weird 1990 trailer for chunk blower

- he's played by dwayne its close enough

- probably very leathery and very weed-y

- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne

thanks for coming to my TED talk part 2

what billmos characters smell like

this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻)

otis

- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here

- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month

- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot

choptop

- not any better 💀 smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible

- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger

- maybe a lil like dust too

luigi

- we're out of stinky man land for now 🤢 you know he's clean as fuck

- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne

- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin

the magician

- cotton candy :(

- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too

- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies

mayor buckman

- unfortunately i think he's clean

- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes

- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)

buttercup

- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS

- she is FLOWERS

- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute

quinn

- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates

- kind of worked

- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)

farmer sam

- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940

- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man

- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard

mr suitcase because i love him

- clean :)

- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding

- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet

new character ! frank the snake dealer

- smells very strongly, but not too bad

- something that can only be described as spicy

- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat

the random guy from evil bong 💀

- weed.

- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs

- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else 💀💀

okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

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after a couple months of NOTHING.... drumroll please.... here's MORE HARPMAN 2001 MANIACS FOS

we're all thanking lukas for foolishly giving me the information that ogre apparently wanted to do drag for 2001mfos and was turned down 😐 coping

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 📝

another poll ! you all get them either way, but you choose the order. have fun

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is the complete opposite of what i promised. that's right, people, i not only did not write otis for his birthday, i wrote MORE harper/buckman because i think i have an illness or something

i was highkey going to save horseplay for otis but look what happened (also this is like. Bare minimum horseplay i didnt even get to use the harnesses)

hey here's ponytown again

just finished a gorgeous little pavi

and harper </3 (the twin is coming soon)

and here's my giles to break up the consistent ogreposting

AM I OOMF 😭😭😭😭😭

Oomf got me back into this fucking movie

she sent me her location bruh tf is this

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is a NON +18 FIC FOR ONCE. tjats right your author (me) sat down and took his time to write two men kissing for 1000 words isnt this fun

i had to look up the meaning of assimilate for this

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is my first writing post ! i don't think anyone actually cares about 2001 maniacs except me but ogre harper won't leave me alone. nsfw fic link under cut

i hate racists except whne theyre DEAD and IN LOVE (joke)