Latest Posts by twuggs - Page 10

I am simply in a low effort shitposting mood today

You aren't cool enough to summon a sexy demon

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

No, I don't want to synchro summon, I like xyz

"oh you just have to find a tolerable job" ok well what if none of them are. What if selling my labor is fundamentally intolerable

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

I read the sleep walking as sheep walking and that makes the post perfect

S Tier Characters (The S stands for Sheep)

((NOT A SHIP POST))

It's really interesting to conceptualize that after the Dawn of Revival, Music recordings may have become a bit of a lost artifact until magic could be developed to read magnetic tape or records or CDs. Queen's early songs may have actually been lost to time at this point

The reason Sol and Axl are best friends in Xrd is because they're the only people who will get their 100 year old music references.

This is canon and you can't convince me otherwise.

I JUST REALIZED THE OCEAN MAN WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIM BY THE HAND

also have some goofy oldish doodles of my favorite ocean man

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

At least there is no cheese from a fancy rat left to stink for 50 years under a boat, I think that would have been a bridge too far

Epithet Erased Lore is so bizarre to me-

1 in every 5 people has a word connected to their soul that gives them the powers of that word. There are 6 different countries- one is a country of different mafia families. Another is isolated from the rest of the world and pins children against each other in a fighting arena to grow up traumatized and broken until the weak die and the strong survive. One country’s capital has goddamn zombies. Theres a years long prophecy detailing that a specific heir from this family lineage will defeat this powerful sorceress. Ghosts exist. One of the countries is called Australia. You can milk pinecones

man, that game made up of games made from fake-games to advertise even worse games has this theme in the goblin shooting game and its kind of insane

The map looks a little like Zeus in his cloud about to strike you down, and I think that's a perfect metaphor for what'll happen to your liver after you attain the WR

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

Their POV

Well those are allllmost done

can we talk about how literally 64% of people wear glasses, and yet we NEVER see them in movies/tv unless it's on some nerdy or uncool character? why do we adhere to such a weird beauty standard that subconsciously makes us feel bad for,, not being able to see???

A friend of mine will buy flavored milk cartons from an Asian mart nearby dispite being lactose intolerant because she "believes the suffering is worth it bc this shit is so good"

like i get that it was probably something adrienne said on a whim without taking into consideration the stuff they put in game (with the sheer length of the script i Really don't blame them) but it's super fucking funny to think about isabeau getting sick from milk and yet it being his favourite drink anyway

it's an unironically really good bit of characterization even if it's not intended and only something real information-obsessed freaks will notice. i love him so much.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SINGLE TUMBLR USER'S OC BUT ITS AN ACTUAL GAME AND I WAS JUST SEEING MULTIPLE PEOPLE'S FANARTS????????

Immediately thought about them

Obligatory Tumblr Meme but it is Epithet Erased

me: *stubs my toe or some dumb shit*

me: damn thats like 16 HP

Sorry if you’ve already been asked this, or if it is an uncomfortable question and you don’t want to answer, but if it exists in ISAT would the chocolate-filled laminated dough pastry be called pain au chocolat, chocolatine, or something else? Also, would Siffrin eat one or is it too similar to a croissant?

oh my god. Oh my god??? I can't belive you would ask me this. On my daughter's wife's dog's birthday. You're asking me this. As if there could be multiple answers. It's pain au chocolat. And nothing else!!!! Siffrin eats those just fine

Yus

snoopyfrin and loopstock. if youy even care