Text Transcript:

Oh my fuckin god his little drone pack abandoned him since he couldn't shoot

Do they ever take there drone pet out on walks or blood hunts? If so do they put a sticker on him or something so he doesn't get mistaken for another drone? And does the ferryman ever petsit?

And how did Gabriel and the little drone meet? Did he notice it couldn't shoot?

oh yeah i like to think the drone goes out sometimes with them!! it got to meet the virtues (they're....kind of similar.....) and gabriel brings it out to hunt for fresh blood (it can be difficult to get v1 to share, so he typically feeds it). the drone actually regularly gets custom paint jobs from v1, where it picks out radioactive palettes that it WISHES it could have itself but because of its special plating, it has to live vicariously through the drone lol gabriel isn't sure if they're pleasing or even cohesive choices most times, but it is pretty cute that the drone always goes to look at itself in the mirror every time and seems excited so...perhaps it's a machine thing. the ferryman approves of its expressed creativity, and they do look after the drone when they stay at gabriel and v1's apartment - it doesn't need much supervision (it won't wander off on its own that this point for the most part, though curiosity can get the better of it), but they find it a charming companion and probably the closest thing one can have to a pet in hell.

i think gabe likely saw the drone on its own, which is unusual for them since he's only ever seen them in groups - when he went in for a closer look, it tried to fly away rather than engage which told him something was definitely wrong. he thought it was a little funny, almost like rescuing an injured bird, but he knew it would never survive with a broken gun otherwise...though honestly, drones don't really survive in any case, given how fragile they are, so maybe this one was actually pretty lucky

Beauty incarnate

He says left and right so much, i had to do it

Scrolling through Tumblr and this happened

John ward eats pineapple on pizza and you can't change my mind

Gabriel would be fucking terrified of Fireworks and you can not change my mind, yea he can deal with gunshots but fire works are out of the fucking question,

"MACHINE! PLEASE HELP ME THE HEAVENS ARE FALLING AND I AM HIDING UNDER THE COUCH, I FEAR THE END IS NIGH, THE STARS ARE IMPLODING MACHINE! MACHINNNEEEE!!"

I like to headcannon Pre orbto otto decided to download a chat bot based off the (fictional) spooky myth of sergi ushanka

thinking: lol this is just gonna be a shitty chat bot lol.

And then being so traumatized by being forced to watch a 17 hour video of a guy eating his computer (very reluctantly) that it's one of the many reasons he orbed himself,

AMY!! (Tomie redraw, but it's amy)

My Void chicken just hatched in stardew valley

Realized I never put it here but

https://youtu.be/HDdytYMMvOA?si=42IK_bGkDxr4x3P7

V1 and John ward sing take me to Church

Yea it's a chipspeech cover and I really could've just drawn chipspeech SAM himself but I wanted an excuse to draw V1 in the Faith art style

Crackshipping? In my Ultrakill? More likely than you think.