Otto Mozer - Blog Posts

I like to headcannon Pre orbto otto decided to download a chat bot based off the (fictional) spooky myth of sergi ushanka

thinking: lol this is just gonna be a shitty chat bot lol.

And then being so traumatized by being forced to watch a 17 hour video of a guy eating his computer (very reluctantly) that it's one of the many reasons he orbed himself,

I like to headcannon Sam is stupidly good at comeing up with rare insults on the spot like otto will start to go on a megalomaniacal rant about how every thing biological is bad and Sam will just clap back with:

Stfu you hoogally doogally bitch you have the personality of a calculator.

I've thought of more but I can't think of em rn.

What the words say:

"I know he levitates,"

"but what if?..."

"He rolled?"

(I think it'd be his guilty pleasure)