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What conversation did me and my family members have today that threw me off my groove?

Topic: Michael Shelly; Normal Eldritch Being or War Criminal?

Me: I mean, you do have a point-

Dad: I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. You said his finger are sharp?

Me: Yeah, they're like long razor blades.

Dad: That doesn't help his case at all! How would he do anything? How could he touch anyone? He can't give anyone a high five, how can he live in a world with no high fives?!

Every time Michael/Helen go into their hallways it’s essentially just The Spiral going, “hey do you wanna see me shove my fist in my mouth?” And I think that’s beautiful.

Uhh I was thinking...you know how Michael has big hands and like wicked long fingers...what do you....well do you think that his uhh.......

h o w l o n g a r e h i s t o e s ? ? ?

The real question is why are all your monsters so fuckable?

Riddle me that

Someone referred to Michael/the distortion as the physical embodiment of the man-door-hand-hook-car-door story and I can’t get it out of my mind.

micheal gives you a door and it opens to the middle of a Sears

Jesus Christ that is horrifying

Saw this in the subway station today & I really thought it was Micheal at first...tma brain rot got me

Hi sorry I can't stop thinking of a universe where Michael distortion runs michael's. Like the workers are all spindly and cryptic and they never clearly answer questions with their cracked out echo voices. Aisles disappearing and reappearing. Only the worthy artists are allowed to leave. Rude customers are never seen again.

day 2 is role swap and well i absolutely love spiral jon so 👀💦

Cursed TMA idea: Instead of Micheal having those long ass fingers he has long toes.

Alastor: lawful evil

Sammy Lawrence: neutral evil

Michael Shelly: chaotic evil

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

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And they also all have really hot laughs. Gender? Yes. Sexuality? Maybe. Fruity? As Hell.

As someone who got lost in a mountain I can say with full confidence I could beat The Distortion no problem

I just saw a guy who looked JUST like Micheal distortion so if I suddenly stop posting I’m probably stuck in a maze of hallways :)

I got a freind into tma, but hes relatively early in s3 and he asked me about tim's reaction in a fic i told him about

He didnt know he was dead at the time

So I told him he was on a 'kayaking trip' its been a week and he accidently spoiled tim's death on himself trying to find what episode he first showed up in

So now they know what I ment before with the 'kayaking' thing cause he was trynna find the ep it turns up in immediately after withput missing a beat he says

Well atleast nothing bad happens to micheal

Ummmm.... yeah😅

Kidpix is now public domain, so I figured I’d christen it with that boy

Reject geometry, doodle distortion

I appear to be pandering to an audience I did not know existed

I’m not judging im just as bad as you

The dis-door-tion

I am not a who Achivist. I am an eeby deeby

I can’t believe this is how i spend my time

I never want tma to be adapted into a show or movie because I know they would take away manbun beer dude Micheal (the distortion) away from me. That man wears too tight grey shirts and has stubble and makes doorways to a new brewery for drunk people to stumble into each friday.

He’s so pleased

No little British boy! Don't go on an overseas work trip to Russia!

Cuphead villain collection!

"Will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?"

wow definitely not inspired by mcr good bye

Poole the type of mf to sit by the bathtub while Jekyll is drunk out of his mind trying to sleep in it. That’s a father BITCH!!! Poole has full custody of a CHILD!!!!

if you dropped Dr Jekyll in the modern day he’d be distraught that cocaine is illegal and he’d cry and scream and throw up and flip the table