I’m Kind Of Like If A Girl Did Nothing With Her Life

ever since i was a little girl i wanted a clear-cut simple trauma so I could explain what was wrong with me

i am going to kill the president of the united states.

time for bed !

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

She wouldn’t have missed 😌

im going through it

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory