She Wouldn’t Have Missed 😌

i am going to kill the president of the united states.

im going through it

i’m kind of like if a girl did nothing with her life

how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

guided meditation

imagine you're walking along a beach. the sand is soft under your feet, the sun is warm. you can smell the salty sea breeze. salty and a little... metallic? you trip over something squishy and look down to see me. i'm dead. solve my murder. idiot.

no offense but some of you are a little too quick to wish death on people

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it